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Category: Naughty List

  • The Bad Dogs Santa Can’t Stay Mad At

    The Bad Dogs Santa Can’t Stay Mad At

    Every year, Santa updates his Naughty List with the usual suspects: kids who colored on the walls, adults who parked in the bike lane, elves who “accidentally” drank the reindeer’s […]

  • Princess Pickles, Duchess of Gingerbread Theft

    Princess Pickles, Duchess of Gingerbread Theft

    Princess Pickles believes that any cookie not actively defended is legally hers.She committed a full-scale gingerbread massacre, sparing no biscuit—especially the ones with icing faces. Crime: Gingerbread population reduction Santa […]

  • Baxter “The Ornament Destroyer” McFluff

    Baxter “The Ornament Destroyer” McFluff

    Baxter is the kind of dog who sees a Christmas tree and immediately believes the bottom half is a personal buffet of shiny chew toys. He has removed with surgical […]

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