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Designer Luxury for Unemployed Dogs
Does your dog need a job? Of course not.
Does your dog need a Christmas jacket?
Absolutely.
For the dog who has everything (except a job)
I DON’T NEED A JOB is a cheeky dog couture brand for four-legged freeloaders who live life on easy mode. Every accessory and jacket is handmade, one-of-a-kind, and designed for the dog who doesn’t pay rent or contributed anything yet still gets the best seat in the house.
These aren’t utility coats. They’re an experience. They’re for non-essential social media photos, being the VIP guest at family dinners, and for anyone who thinks their dog deserves a little extra attention without lifting a paw.
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The Bad Dogs Santa Can’t Stay Mad At
Every year, Santa updates his Naughty List with the usual suspects: kids…
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Princess Pickles, Duchess of Gingerbread Theft
Princess Pickles believes that any cookie not actively defended is legally hers.She…
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Baxter “The Ornament Destroyer” McFluff
Baxter is the kind of dog who sees a Christmas tree and…
Made to Fit – Custom Size – Premium Designer Outfits
Send us your dog’s measurements, special event timing requests and fabric preferences for a unique and one-of-a-kind dog outfit
For Dogs Living Their Best Unemployed Life
At I DONT NEED A JOB, we create ridiculous luxury holiday apparel for dogs who give nothing but deserve everything.
Each piece is handmade in Toronto and completely unique. Think: velvet trims, holiday brocades, plush faux fur collars, and embroidery sassier than your aunt after her second glass of wine.