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  • The Bad Dogs Santa Can’t Stay Mad At

    The Bad Dogs Santa Can’t Stay Mad At

    November 14, 2025
    Naughty List

    Every year, Santa updates his Naughty List with the usual suspects: kids who colored on the walls, adults who parked in the bike lane, elves who “accidentally” drank the reindeer’s […]

  • Princess Pickles, Duchess of Gingerbread Theft

    Princess Pickles, Duchess of Gingerbread Theft

    November 14, 2025
    Naughty List

    Princess Pickles believes that any cookie not actively defended is legally hers.She committed a full-scale gingerbread massacre, sparing no biscuit—especially the ones with icing faces. Crime: Gingerbread population reduction Santa […]

  • Baxter “The Ornament Destroyer” McFluff

    Baxter “The Ornament Destroyer” McFluff

    November 14, 2025
    Naughty List

    Baxter is the kind of dog who sees a Christmas tree and immediately believes the bottom half is a personal buffet of shiny chew toys. He has removed with surgical […]

I DON'T NEED A JOB

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