Baxter is the kind of dog who sees a Christmas tree and immediately believes the bottom half is a personal buffet of shiny chew toys.

He has removed with surgical precision 27 ornaments this season alone.

Crime: Ornament removal with intent to jingle

Santa added him to the Naughty List …

Then promptly removed him because Baxter showed up wearing a shimmering red-and-gold designer holiday jacket that made him look like a tiny Victorian prince with zero responsibilities.