I Don't Need a Job

My more regular readers will have noticed the distinct lack of new posts on my site lately. This is in large part due to me putting in some decent volume at the NL 50 6 max tables on Pokerstars. Last month I didn’t just make a steady profit, I beat the living hell out of [...]

This week’s donkey is IKERCUENTA and plays on Celeb Poker. He is typical of the loose passive donkeys you can find on that site that will boost your bankroll…. provided they don’t suckout horribly as exemplified here!

Well, folks I did it; I grinded away the VPPs on Pokerstars and I made the hallowed ground that is Supernova VIP! Not only do I get 3.5 FPPs for every VPP I earn, but I also get to enter lots of awesome freerolls. Of course though, the coolest part of all is that I [...]

Well folks, today i got the last of the VPPs I needed to be promoted to Supernova  on Pokerstars next month. The reality hasn’t quite sunk in, but I’m sure once I get the promotion I shall feel as proud as one of those pro-monarchy douches that get an OBE.

For those that do not know, [...]

It’s been a long time coming, but the 4th installment of Donkey of the Week is here! Luckily, you my friends won’t be disappointed with the donkalicious antics of this week’s villain, PKS Ace. He donates his money on Pokerstars, and as you can see in the video, thinks King high is the super duper [...]

Having played very little live poker myself, I am unable to comment on this conundrum. However, Bond 18 at my Twitter friend’s website, Two Rags, provides a comprehensive and funny argument as to why online poker pwns the live version. If you have been weighing up the pros and cons  of both forms of poker, [...]

Jesus, I thought that running bad at holdem could be hellish! After posting  a good win yesterday playing full ring PLO on Pokerstars ,being the unluckiest person in the universe I naturally have been getting defecated upon by those pricks that are the poker gods.

Nut full house good? Of course not! That fellow there has [...]

I sincerely apologise, my loyal readers, for having not posted in a while. Once you hear about the pants-wettingly exciting news that dropped into my email inbox a few days ago, you will understand why I have been in an excitement induced coma the past several days.
Full details can be found here Pokerstars UK May [...]

If you haven’t seen Tom “Durr” Dwan play on TV before, then you my friend, are missing a poker clinic of a lifetime! Durr makes plays that no other poker player would even consider. He is a true master of “thinking outside the box” and his unorthodox play bemuses seasoned professionals.
In the following hand on [...]

Whilst taking a break from grinding, I watched the latest episode of High Stakes Poker. Phil Laak, who had up to this point been playing very tight, decided to get the shotgun out and fire several shells with AJ . As Phil had not been value betting the whole session, his bet on the river [...]